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Imperfection at is finest
I'm not perfect. I'm probably the most opposite you can get.. I'm just trying to make it through. If you want to know the real me, look at my tumblr.
in the shower
| me: | that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava. |
|---|---|
| me: | yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor. |
| me: | why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo? |
| me: | i'ma read the back of this. |
| me: | lather, rinse, repeat? |
| me: | why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time? |
| me: | hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick. |
| me: | if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before? |
| me: | eheheheheheheheheheh. |
| me: | but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF. |
| me: | did i already wash my hair? |
| me: | i think i did but i don't remember. |
| me: | i'ma do it again. |
| me: | FUCK I REPEATED. |
| me: | well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED |
| me: | i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower. |
| me: | i bet it's awkward. |
| me: | i bet a lot of injuries happen that way. |
| me: | okay time to get out. |
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| me: | |
| me: | where the fuck is my towel. |
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Let the games begin 11/13
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GOING TO CRY BYE
DONE.
They will be forever attractive and adorable
They were meant to end up together
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Tod’s face in the last one…….))))))’:
